Victor can be so demanding!

Ok,Victor...upon your request,Jim and I went digging for the toilet cup story.We should charge you for it because it was a PAIN IN THE ASS to find it,recover it and then get it to be send to me!!!But your wish is my command,so here ya go:

I HATE MY KIDS!!

I honestly do today.I just can NOT feel the love today!My children are going through a phase of destruction.The little ones,both of them.Jim and I got some Lenox brand birds for our wedding,THEY broke them.They also broke through locked doors to steal candy.They are CRAZY!But what Bacon did today just totally kicked the mother of all bad things in the ass (for now,worse might come).He threw a plastic cup into the toilet and flushed it.It didn't get very far but far enough for the water to drain and me not to notice it.So,it was PM,I started cooking dinner when Bear came up to me.....

Bear:Mom,there is a lot of poop and a crayon in the toilet!

Me:Alright,lets check.

I took the pan of the burner,grabbed a plunger and headed for the bathroom.Yup...there is was....all stuck and very full of.....shit and everything Bear mentioned.And just when I thought I had it under control,the whole damn toilet flooded over,2 inches of water EVERYWHERE.

SHIT!Indeed....

Me:WTF DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO THE TOILET?!?!?!

Bacon:Because I peed into the cup and it had to go in the toilet!

Now people,let me tell you that I was boiling over and about to KILL him!I yelled,yet stayed calm and I also was about to break out into hysterical laughter.

Me:You PEED in a CUP and FLUSHED it?!?!

Me (thinking):Well neither does a f***ing cup belong into the toilet!

So I let him off the hook,kept on plunging and borrowed my neighbors toilet snake.It did not good.Jim tried when he came home....nothing.SO,we ended up having to call our home warranty company and have them come in to fix it.Now,you say 60 Dollars co-pay is NOT that much.No it isn't but we don't get paid until Friday.SO my friends,the piggy banks have been confiscated and their allowance for the next YEAR,too.

Bear:BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!

Why was it that I had kids again???????????

And I honestly don't care if anyone thinks of me as cruel or a BAD mother.

DAMN SKIPPY I AM BAD!Especially today.