December 01, 2005

China

My three (almost four) year old has decided to call the female organ....China.Girls have a China,boys have a Penis.Girls also have a China because they are peeing out of their butt.
Oh the logic....
Anyways,I really like the word China better than the official description.I really never liked the word "vagina".Call it a pussy,I don't care but damn.....vagina sounds just WRONG!
So,here is my three (almost four) year old,yesterday at the Kids Club,sitting on my neighbors lap claiming she has a China,because she pees out of her butt and is a girl,because boys have penises.She was rather puzzled over China but quickly got the picture when I told Burger (the three,almost four,year old) "Nope,Miss Michelle has Japan"....the expression on the child's face was PRICELESS!

Lets see how to put this:

Crayons: 1 Dollar
Snacks : 2 Dollars
China and Japan: Priceless

Of course I got punched by the little squirt for screwing with his head....

PS: I have to say "three,almost four,year old"...he insists and in fact has threatened me with deportation to hell if I call him THREE only.

Posted by The Brat From Georgia at December 1, 2005 04:38 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Just wait until he finds out about North and South Korea! We're doomed.

Posted by: Jim at December 2, 2005 05:22 AM

Calling it China is a new one on me. LOL. Wasn't there a female wrestler named China?

I for one have always called it a pussyit rolls off the tongue better. :~

Posted by: sompopo at December 2, 2005 08:41 AM

Yeah I am sure that tongue gets a good rolling there.....LMAO!

The China is caus he just can't get the actual words out.Bacon says MAgina.Which makes me laugh as well ans once in a while I ask him if he knows where PAgina is.hehe

Posted by: The Brat at December 2, 2005 11:50 AM

Hope he never looks at a map of Florida...

Posted by: diamond dave at December 3, 2005 09:09 AM